Hire the Detective

Q: How much does it cost to book Detective Watson?

Packages start at $750 for a Guest Spot appearance, $2,500 for the Full Noir Experience, and $5,000 for the Corporate Case File multi-day package. Custom packages are also available.

Hire the Detective — Book Detective Watson for Noir Cigar™ Events

Open a Case File

Book Detective Watson for Your Next Unforgettable Noir Event

Book Detective Watson for live cigar reviews, private cigar nights, or to host your next unforgettable noir event. He doesn't just show up — he walks out of the shadows and into your story.

Suspect's Name

No aliases. No disappearing acts.

First Name *

Last Name *

Email *

Where we send the case notes and light the fuse.

Phone *

For quick updates or last-minute smoke signals.

Case Title — Event Name *

What are we calling this operation?

Date of Operation *

When does this case go down?

Location of the Stakeout *

Venue name and city — don't make the Detective guess.

Headcount of the Witnesses *

How many folks will be in the line of smoke?

Budget Envelope *

What's your working case fund to hire Detective Watson?

"What's my assignment on this case?" *

Choose all that apply — the Detective is versatile, but he likes to know the job before lighting the cigar.

Interrogate the Crowd as Host/MC — I'll steer the night, keep the suspects in line, and make sure the story flows smoother than a good pour of bourbon.

Deliver a Live Cigar Review — I'll put a cigar under the lamp, break it down in front of your guests, and hand out trench coat ratings in real time.

Spin Noir Tales & Set the Atmosphere — I'll set the tone with smoke-thick storytelling, sharp one-liners, and that gritty noir presence your guests won't forget.

How did you hear about us?

(Optional, but it helps us trace the smoke)

Experience Packages

Choose the level of noir that fits your night:

The Guest Spot — Starting at $750
A 2-hour appearance — one-liners, mingling, photo ops, and pure noir charm.

The Full Noir Experience — Starting at $2,500
3–4 hour immersive performance — custom story arc, live cigar review, music, props, full atmosphere.

The Corporate Case File — Starting at $5,000
Multi-day festival or trade show hosting — custom script, branded case file, guest interaction, full production.

Not sure yet — Let's talk and build something custom.

Noir Add-Ons (Optional)

Check anything you're interested in adding:

Additional Notes or Instructions

Anything the Detective should know before suiting up? Secrets, surprises, or custom angles? Lay it down here.

Before You Open the File: Submitting this form opens your case and begins the booking process, but does not constitute a confirmed engagement. Your date is not held, no production begins, and no resources are committed until a signed agreement and 50% deposit are received. The remaining 25% is due 7 days prior to the event, and the final balance is due on the day of completion, or as otherwise negotiated per the signed contract. The event organizer assumes full responsibility for ensuring all attendees are of legal smoking age in their jurisdiction, that the venue complies with all applicable local regulations regarding tobacco, and that any permits required for tobacco use at the event are properly obtained. Noir Cigar™ provides entertainment services only. We light the atmosphere — you run the room.

⚖️ The Detective's Verdict (required)

"I understand the Detective calls it straight — reviews are final, events run as agreed, and the case fund covers the package and any add-ons. No rewrites mid-scene. No appeals in this court of smoke."

AGREED — Open My Case

Frequently Asked Questions

What does Detective Watson do at events?

Detective Watson hosts live cigar reviews, acts as MC, delivers noir storytelling, and creates immersive cigar event experiences. He is a Davidoff-certified cigar sommelier with 30 years of experience.

How much does it cost to book Detective Watson?

Packages start at $750 for a Guest Spot, $2,500 for the Full Noir Experience, and $5,000 for the Corporate Case File. Custom packages are available.

Where is Detective Watson available?

Detective Watson is based in Virginia Beach, VA and is available nationwide for cigar events, lounge appearances, and noir experiences.